Why do we not discuss clouds more?
I mean look at that. That’s water.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
WHAT IS THIS
HOW IS THIS EVEN
AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN
GOD DAMN, WHAT
This is my favorite post on Tumblr.
The funny thing is that one cumulus cloud ways about 550 tons while storm clouds average about 10 times as much as that.
And yet they float.
Which begs the question… Why am I not floating?!
Anonymous asked: What are your feelings on sweat pants??
I call them give up on life pants.
I feel that people should try to appear more elegant/classy no matter where they are or what they’re doing. Even if it’s just getting the mail, Sweat pants tell the world “I don’t care” (Hence the term “give up on life pants”)
Not that you should care about how people see you, I just think people should care about how they see themselves, and not wearing sweat pants makes a person feel more confident.
Plus sweat pants are large, weird, and I feel like my balls are dropped at an unsafe level with them. I mean, imagine just having a boner with sweat pants on. That’s not easy to hide, trust me.
Anonymous asked: Max?
Nope. I don’t know anyone named Max.
I didn’t know parents were still naming children “Max”.
I think Maximus sounds much more regal anyways.